Thursday, November 12, 2009

What to do when hit in the pressure points?

I met this old dude who was talking about how he was some kind of martial arts master of some old chinese style involving pressure points and basically it was all bullshit. I wasn't about to believe this fake *ss Dim Mak, Fist of the Northstar McDojo bullsh*t so I slapped him in the face and challenged him on the spot.





I easily managed to beat him but he told me that he struck a pressure point on my body which will kill me in a few days.





I don't think he was lying. I've been feeling really sick lately and I think he really did something. I tried to call 911 and tell them what happened but they just laughed at me. I really don't want to die and I would like to know how to reverse what that guy did to me!





Can anyone help?

What to do when hit in the pressure points?
co to a massauge person. They will find an inflamed spot than go to the doctor and tehy may be able to stop the internal bleading if not its your fault for being a close minded moron liek everyone else on here that says Pressure point techniques are fake. He was in kung fu not some Mcdojo and i bet you got owned. But i do feel bad for you Kung-Fu practioners are not supposed to divuldge in pressure point techniques so yes find a place with swelling. If you don't believe a maseuse or can't drop 75 bucks. Go tell the docotrs one of your martial arts teachers says you havea symptom of internal bleading. Once again everyone whould open up their minds. Pressure points are not mystical there human science jsut liek acupuncture you should all grow up. Oh by the way the pressure point he hit would have pinched slightly and you would have felt a little faint when he striked you my master did it to me once and if its not reversed within seconds you have to go to a hospital because the vein he kinked might be totally destroyed or blocked hope i helped. or if you really got hit you survive.
Reply:Yo man its totally bogus k! right now what you are feeling is physco sematic result of wondering if maybe he was truthful about his exploits. he wouldn't of let you kick his butt if he was who he was and if he did he wouldn't try to kill you that all being said, there is no magic point on the body in which you can touch to kill some one in three days! if so people would be dieing left and right due to bumping into walls and such. feel good that you called his bluff and stand tall, don't let his childish antics scare you into a fever.
Reply:Puh-leaaaase!!!
Reply:It's all psychology, you're feeling sick because subconsicous you're really worried about it. Don't worry, you will be ok.
Reply:dim mak, roughly translated, means death touch. Ive heard of it, but never trained in it, as i like my opponents alive, concious, and screaming. people who have perfected that can hit certain places and interrupt circulation or cause certain blood vessels to hemorage, as well as screwing up your nervous system. thatl teach you to slap old people, young punk.


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