What is the most blatant lie that anyone has told you?

Someone I work with told me that when he was training martial arts that Mr Miyagi (the little chinese guy from karate kid) was his trainer and he wasn't trying to be funny.

What is the most blatant lie that anyone has told you?
A gay acquaintance of mine told me that He met the guys from "designer guys" ( a T.V show hosted by two gay men)





Then He proceeded to say that he and his friends were critiquing the fashion faux pas of different people!... then the guys are like "you guys are really cool!" then they invited him and his friends over to their table (due to their high sense of fashion) They then proceeded to have dinner and exchanged phone numbers... they had a blast that evening!





sure......
Reply:Nicole Kidman said she was my dad.
Reply:Haha!! That is funny!!
Reply:gee and he is dead,, go figure
Reply:IT COULD BE YOU,what a load of old poop.
Reply:If I'm good, I'll go to heaven
Reply:bush/Blair,on weapons mass destruction.
Reply:My ex husband told me he was a twin at birth, and his twin died. I beleived this for 4 yrs, until i mentioned it to his mother one day, only to be told, it was a load of bull.
Reply:I have a friend who told she shook hands with Madonna. Ha!
Reply:When I was dating this guy...he told me he was 30 (I was 24 at the time). I had no reason to disbelieve him. That is until 6 months into the relationship, we get pulled over. They asked him his age and he said 30. The cops put him on the kirb for like an hour and wouldn't tell me why. Then they let us go with no ticket. So I snuck into his wallet and found out that he was 46 (eeeeewwwwww) that was as old as my mother. Yuck.
Reply:I fell for the oldest lie in the book. My ex told me he was sterile. Our 14 yr old thinks that could have been a lie. ; )
Reply:of course i wont *** in your mouth.
Reply:If the wind changes, your face will stay like that....
Reply:i love u
Reply:I once told a boss I needed the weekend off to go to Nashville TN. to perform my yodeling on the Grand Ol Opry. I was just trying to be cute ...he believed me and kept going on and on that he loved yodeling and was Shocked that I had never mentioned that I yodeled. I told him I was only kidding. He seemed so disappointed that I was not really a yodeler.








my bad -----%26gt; you asked for a lie to to ME !
Reply:Having a convo about open-air festivals, a brickie joined the conversation. He said he's been to them too. When asked where, he said " I don't know, i just followed a crowd" !!!


He also said he was half Cherokee lol! he was a T!t.
Reply:My mother, of course I know who your father is!
Reply:My ex-wife, when she said, "I do"...
Reply:As a paramedic, I've had some good ones passed my way. I've had guys tell me they were with the CIA, or Secret Service......one of them told me he was from another planet...of course God speaks to many of them, or it may the devil every now and then. It's usually people with a low self esteem who will make up these stories of grandeur, to try to impress people. Sometimes they succeed.....most of the time they get caught in their lie.....by another lie trying to cover the first lie.
Reply:After 2 years i found out my ex never passed i driving licence exam.
Reply:That her cousin was really sick and threw up her heart valve!





LMAO!!!
Reply:When i found my ex husband in a nightclub in a rather heated kissing session with some woman, and he tried to tell me he thought it was me!!! - he wasnt trying to be funny either!Men!
Reply:My dad told me he won a wind surfing competition down the Leeds-Liverpool canal.





I once went to Greece on holiday with a bunch of friends and this one weird guy disappeared for a few days and said that he'd been hanging out with a guy he worked with that also happened to be on the same island. Turns out this guy he was 'hanging out' with wasn't even in the country. We confronted this weird friend saying we know he was lying but still swears blind he was telling the truth.